I am FREE FROM the US GOVERNMENT

OMG OMG OMG WOOO HOOO PARTY PARTY PARTY

I AM NO LONGER IN DEBT TO THE UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION.

I AM NOW ELIGIBLE TO RECEIVE ALL YES THAT MEANS ALL MONIES OWED TO ME OR THAT I QUALIFY FOR.

THIS MEANS MY $18,000 SCHOLARSHIP, $4,500 IN TAXES FROM LAST YEAR, $4,800 TAXES FROM '05


WHOLLY SHIT! I AM OUT OF DEBT OUT OF DEBT OUT OF DEBT. I CAN BUY A REAL CAR, A HOUSE, A BOAT, A CREDIT CARD, A LIFE!

I CAN GET A STUDENT LOAN TO PAY OFF THE REST OF JESSICA'S SCHOOL, MY SCHOOL AND SAMMIES SCHOOL TOO!

I HAVEN'T RECIEVED A TAX REFUND IN 16 YEARS AND NOW i CAN I CAN DO ANYTHING, THE TIES THAT BIND ARE GONE